70 Gifts for the Shits in Your Life

© T.B. Cooper

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So, I thought this would be kinda fun...

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(That's how I started this post... on MONDAY!! Boy, was I wrong!... 

So, compiling the list was fun and I had a good time. I built a spreadsheet that I thought I'd be able to copy and paste on here, yeah, not so much, but no big deal. On Tuesday I thought, "Cool, just rebuild it on here, post, done."

Nope. I'm not sure what part of this weebly.com did not like, but it has been Hell with the Blog Editor App(s) crashing and burning on me every 7 minutes or so... but I'm FINALLY finished! I hope ya'll like it, and my "tongue in cheek" sense of humor. ;-))

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I'm a sarcastic sorta chick, and for some of my relatives and friends I've come to the point where there's not much left to give that they'd need, that are still within the realm of meaningful gifts. They already have everything they need/want,
and for me it is pretty much the same.

​
Unless of course, you consider wanting a chateau in France, or a private island in the South Pacific... those are still on my list!
​(wink, wink) ;-)


Therefore, I've decided to share this (little) list with you guys who might just be in a similar situation...


Can't figure what to get for that special someone?

Well, I've categorized all of these marvelous gifts according to the kind of person you are shopping for. If you click on the individual pictures, you will be taken to amazon.com in a separate window, to the product's page,
​where you will find the prices and details.

Note: I have Prime membership, but instead of getting real technical in the 'Price' column, I instead did this: The prices noted, if followed with 'Free Shipping on purchases over $49' are 'Prime' prices.

Additionally, these prices were valid at the time of me finishing this post: 4:05pm PST July 29th, 2016.

Also, if you've never shopped amazon.com, let me tell you that besides the fact that you're missing the best-est thing ever... that most books are available for a much cheaper price, if you don't mind Used. So check that out when you can.
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*UPDATE* (Funny, because this is before I'm even done with this post, but I feel I have to put this in here)
I have just signed up with Amazon.com Associates.
Meaning: If you click on one of the product links in the far right column (with the amazon logo),
the product page you land on and possible purchase you make, will directly benefit me.

BUT.

I signed up for the Associate program when I was still in the middle of finishing this post. I realized I could get paid in amazon.com gift cards, and that did it for me. I do MOST of my shopping for just about everything,
including BOOKS and presents, that I just had to join. The lure of "FREE" products was too tempting.

So, why am I telling you this?
I mean, doesn't just about every blogger out there do some type of affiliate/advertising program?
I'm not against that in any way, but, that's NOT why I did this blog. It was NEVER my intention to make money from it.
I'm really only running this site, so one day my "millions" of fans will have a place to get to know me, once I am famous.

THE POINT?

I'd already added links to each of the "numbered" pictures in the 4th column over,
that are NOT associated to me, this site, anyone. AND I've decided to keep them active and not remove them.
What I'm saying is, YOU HAVE A CHOICE.
You can click the unattached product link, and continue with your purchase, without any connection to this site.
Or, you can click the link with the amazon.com logo on it, knowing your purchase will directly affect me.

I will not force you to 'support' me or my amazon shopping addiction.

and I've decided that this is how I will continue to operate this website.... 
If I attach an Affiliate link, I will also offer one that is not. Period.
My art and books is what I want to twist your arms to buy so I  can make money... :D
 but not my opinions, or suggestions. 
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And Finally, just because I used the phrases: Shitty Product Description & Shitty Image, 
does NOT mean that I think these products are SHIT.

On the contrary, I think they are wonderful, because they go out of their way to make Shit funny.

I am merely sharing with you my sense of humor and my “taste” for gifts.

Enjoy!

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For Those Embarrassed by Their Shit

#	Shitty Product Description	Shitty Price
1	Poo-Pourri Before you Go Spray Preventative Bathroom Odor Spray (Gift Set, The North Bowl) ​ ​Spray Poo-Pourri into the bowl before you go, and the proprietary blend of natural essential oils creates a barrier to trap bathroom odors.	​​​$24.31 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
2	Poo-pourri Before You Go Bathroom Odor Spray 1 oz Bottle and Breath Mist (Gift Set) Merry Shpritzmas ​Spray Poo-Pourri into the bowl before you go, and the proprietary blend of natural essential oils creates a barrier to trap bathroom odors.	$10.95 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
3	Just A Drop Toilet Personal Odor Reducer and Neutralizer - 6 Ml 3 Pack travel size ​ Eliminates personal odors from the toliet bowl before they get into the air. A scent of eucalyptus will leave your bathroom smelling fresh! Economical 3 pack with 200+ uses per 6 mL bottle. Portable, fits in your pocket, purse, or briefcase.	​$14.95 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
4	Knock Knock Bathroom Guest Book (50012) No ordinary guest book, Knock Knock's throne-room tome offers provocative prompts and ample doodle space to help your guests express themselves for posterity.  ​Who hasn't had a deep thought on the can?	$12.69 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
5	Accoutrements Emergency Underpants *From the Manufacturer: "Better safe than sorry" is what I always say. Carry these emergency underpants just in case an unwanted emergency comes up. Remember, no one wants to be walking in soiled pants. Just imagine all the  embarrassment.  Emergency underpants are packaged in a small container so no one will know that you are carrying them.	​$4.71 (Prime Add-on item)
6	Shittens Disposable Mitten-shaped Moist Wipes, 20 Count No One Wants Poop On Their Hands... Shittens are the revolutionary new way to wipe up and clean up feces while protecting your hands, created by Richie Wilson and first announced on the Howard Stern Show...Shittens are disposable, mitten-shaped moist wipes.	$16.99 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49

#1 Poo-Pourri Before you Go Spray Preventative Bathroom Odor Spray (Gift Set, The North Bowl)

#2 Poo-pourri Before You Go Bathroom Odor Spray 1 oz Bottle and Breath Mist (Gift Set) Merry Shpritzmas

#3 Just A Drop Toilet Personal Odor Reducer and Neutralizer - 6 Ml 3 Pack travel size

#4 Knock Knock Bathroom Guest Book (50012) Available in assorted colors.

#5 Accoutrements Emergency Underpants

#6 Shittens Disposable Mitten-shaped Moist Wipes, 20 Count

If they Like to Play with Their Shit

#	Shitty Product Description	Shitty Price
7	Poo The Card Game ​From the Manufacturer: It’s been a tough day in the monkey cage and something in the food tonight wasn’t quite right. In monkey world, there’s only one thing that can be done about it – fling poo. It doesn’t matter who started it in this fast and furious game of monkey see, monkey doo. It only matters who has what it takes to be king of the cage.	$11.97 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
8	​Sky Rocket Prank Star Poo Dough Prank anyone with this fake poo! Includes mold and brown and yellow clay. ​Yellow clay appears to be corn!	$5.99 (Prime Add-on Item)
9	​Daron Doody Head Game Great party game 3 pcs of "doody" included ​2 Velcro hats included	​$12.16 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
10	​Loftus Gross Party Pooper Fake Poo Toy, Brown, 4" ​ This fake poop is extremely realistic It is Brand new ​Great for giving as a gift	​$4.95 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
11	​Realistic Poo-Poo Trick Toy (2 Pack) Realistic looking 2 pack of Poop piles	​$15.76 + $4.99 Shipping (from China)
12	​Splat Ball – Poo ​Endless amounts of fun. Something everyone will love. ​Makes a great gift. Throw this liquid filled stress ball against a hard, flat surface and it spreads out flat on impact, looking like a big mess. Then, the ball slowly begins to reform to its original form.	$5.54 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49 ​ (3-pack also available for $10.98)

#7 Poo The Card Game

#8 Sky Rocket Prank Star Poo Dough

#9 Daron Doody Head Game

#10 Loftus Gross Party Pooper Fake Poo Toy, Brown, 4"

#11 Realistic Poo-Poo Trick Toy (2 Pack)

#12 Splat Ball – Poo

Are They a Shitty Outdoors-man?

#	Shitty Product Description	Shitty Price
13	Poo-Pourri Bass Ackwards Mountain Air Pine Scent 2 oz. Before-You-Go Toilet Spray Bottle ​ Spritz the bowl before you go. Pine and natural oil scents (So you can feel like you're pooping in the woods!). Perfect size for pocket, purse, back pack or briefcase.	​$9.59 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
14	​Cleanwaste Bulk Poo Powder SAFE. Non-toxic Poo Powder used to extend the uses of the GO anywhere toilet kit. ​ECONOMICAL. Make your own waste bags. SANITARY. Prevents backsplash and turns liquid waste to solid in seconds. EASY. Each dispensing scoop (included) treats up to 21 ounces of liquid waste. STABLE. Waste treatment powder has an indefinite shelf life.	​$64.99 + Free Shipping
15	Buck Wear Food Poops Short-Sleeve T-Shirt 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton. Imported. Short-sleeve T-shirt featuring crew neckline and deer graphic with "Hey Vegetarians My Food Poops on Your Food" text at back. Logo at left chest.	​$12.99 -$26.57 (Depending on Size and Color. 5 Sizes and 11 colors to choose from) + Free Shipping on purchases over $49

#13 Poo-Pourri Bass Ackwards Mountain Air Pine Scent 2 oz. Before-You-Go Toilet Spray Bottle

#14 Cleanwaste Bulk Poo Powder

#15 Buck Wear Food Poops Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

How About Something for Your Pets' or Kids' Shit?

#	Shitty Product Description	Shitty Price
16	​Mister Max Unscented Anti Icky Poo Odor Remover, Pint Absolutely removes (not hides) odor from Dog, Cat, Skunk, Rodents, Human, almost all urine and vomit. It uses a live bacteria to eliminate any organic bacteria. Its friendly microbes eats away the source of odor and eliminates the problem from returning.	$15.65 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
17	Coveted Things Shit Just Got Real Organic Swaddle Scarf If you have ever gone through the 'no kid-to kid' transition, you'll completely understand the meaning behind this design. This blanket was created to bring humor and light to the reality that we are all in this together. when you become a parent, shit gets real.	​$39.26 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49

#16 Mister Max Unscented Anti Icky Poo Odor Remover, Pint Spray Bottle

#17 Coveted Things Shit Just Got Real Organic Swaddle Scarf

Do They Want to Know More About Their Shit?

#	Shitty Product Description	Shitty Price
18	​What's Your Poo Telling You? With universal appeal, this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. ​ ​ *Note: I bought this for my douche brother in-law & we loved it!	​$8.87 Free Shipping with orders of at least $25 worth of books. There's also an Activity book Companion for $9.95/Prime.
19	Poo Knew?: A Scatalogical Collection of Fun Feces-based Facts Everything you could ever possibly want to know about poop, and a whole lot more! ​	$14.74 Free Shipping with orders of at least $25 worth of books.
20	​Poo Log-Diary ​ Finally, what every bathroom has been waiting for the Poo Log, a journal for recording and studying the wondrous uniqueness of each bowel movement. ​With an extensive glossary, handy reference checklists, interesting nuggets throughout, this journal makes every trip to the can an e-loo-cidating experience.  ​*See my review, here.	$8.65 Free Shipping with orders of at least $25 worth of books.
21	​Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups Filled to the rim with piles of fascinating dirty fun, this illustrated kids' book for grown-ups answers all the questions you never thought to ask.	​$7.38 Free Shipping with orders of at least $25 worth of books.
22	Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana.	​$7.67 Free Shipping with orders of at least $25 worth of books.

#18 What's Your Poo Telling You?

#19 Poo Knew?: A Scatalogical Collection of Fun Feces-based Facts

#20 Poo Log-Diary

#21 Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups

#22 Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop

Does Shitting Bore Them? Well with These, Who Needs Magazines??

#	Shitty Product Description	Shitty Price
23	​52 Things to Do While You Poo Excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don't need to go.	$9.09 Free Shipping with orders of at least $25 worth of books.
24	​Shit N Stroke - Potty Putter Bathroom Golf Goes Great with Mexican Food. You'll Find Chronic Constipation a Special Treat. Bonus Gift: Do Not Disturb Sign for Lengthy Practice Sessions. Drop a Deuce While Letting Loose. Knock Swings Off Your Golf Game while you're Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool.	$25.00 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
25	​BestOfferBuy Novelty Toilet Bathroom Basketball Slam Dunk Game Toy Set Sink some free throws from the john! Bathroom game set includes 3 mini basketballs and holder, suction-cup, mountable net with backboard, and a floor mat.	​$19.51 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
26	​BigMouth Inc Hook Line And Stinker Toilet Fishing Game Hook Line and Stinker is the game that lets you fish while you're sitting on the potty. Try to catch and reel in your fish. Each game includes a fishing pole, a vinyl lake, three colored fish, and a Gone Fishin'/Do Not Disturb sign.	​Starting at $25.00 +$4.99 Shipping

#23 52 Things to Do While You Poo

#24 Shit N Stroke - Potty Putter Bathroom Golf

#25 BestOfferBuy Novelty Toilet Bathroom Basketball Slam Dunk Game Toy Set

#26 BigMouth Inc Hook Line And Stinker Toilet Fishing Game

For the Doody-Heads that only Like the Word “Shit”

#	Shitty Product Description	Shitty Price
27	​How to draw like Shit/ Kindle Edition Are you a talented artist? Skilled with a brush like no other? Are you angry with God that he bestowed such a talent upon your chest? Then this is the perfect book for you! Learn how to draw like shit in a very short period of time! Crush every fiber of skill from within your being and enjoy a lifetime of absolutely worthless art, made by you!	​$1.11 or FREE with Kindle Unlimited Subscription
28	​(5 Pack) I MAKE SH*T HAPPEN vinyl Hard Hat Helmet decal ​size: 2" X 1" color: BLACK/WHITE ​for: Hard Hat, Helmet, Windows, Walls, Bumpers, Laptop, Lockers, etc.	​$7.99 + FREE Shipping
29	​Danger Ninjas and Pirates and Lasers and Shit Lightweight Embossed Aluminum Novelty Sign ​ 8" x 12"" heavy 040 aluminum novelty street sign. Printed using uv resistant inks. ​ ​Weatherproof will not rust. Suitable for indoor or outdoor use. Manufactured with rounded corners and two holes for mounting.	​$4.95 + $3.50 Shipping
30	​Classic Coir Funny Mat - OH SHIT NOT YOU AGAIN 2' x 3' 5/8 inch thick. Great for low threashholds. Best used in a dry protected entranceway. Electrostatically flocked designs. ​Manufactured in the USA from natural coir fiber bristles. Superior brush action to get the dirt off your shoes and out of your house.	​$49.99 + FREE Shipping
31	​Inspirational Rubber Band Bracelets Silicone (2pk) Wristbands Embossed Perfect for Fitness, Basketball, Crossfit, Sports & Completing Tasks with Style. ​ ​Available in different colors.	​$7.95 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
32	​Shit Creek Survivor Vinyl Sticker Decal/Cars Trucks Vans Walls Laptop/White/5x5 This is a vinyl, die cut decal. The material used is made to last 6 years on the outside of your vehicle but can be applied to most clean smooth surfaces. Instructions Provided.	​$7.99 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
33	​Blue Q Crew Socks One size. Color: Fuck This Shit	​$10.25 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
34	​Knock Knock Get Your Shit Together Note Pad (12267) ​Same shit, different day? ​​Problem solved; with this pad you can easily track that shit, tackle that shit, and tame that shit. You'll discover that when you get your shit together, you can really get a lot of shit done	​$10.94 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49 13 Colors Available
35	​Let That Shit Go - Meditating Buddha Poster By: Serif Professionally printed on 100lb paper Paper is acid-free with smooth finish ​​Archival inks guaranteed to be fade-resistant for 100 years	​$14.99 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
36	​Lift Heavy Shit Blender Bottle Shaker Cup, 28oz Classic Blender Bottle 28 ounce capacity, perfect for protein shakes, pre-workout, smoothies and more. ​Dishwasher safe, BPA-free, Convenient Loop Top, Phthalate-free, comes with BlenderBall for a smooth protein shake.	​$15.99 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49 (Available in 4 colors)
37	​della Pace 'Look's like it's fuck this shit o'clock' Ceramic Mug, 11 Oz, White This mug features printing on both sides and it is home and restaurant use, dishwasher and microwave safe. ​ 100% pure white ceramic with money back guarantee	$8.99 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49

#27 How to draw like Shit/ Kindle Edition

#28 (5 Pack) I MAKE SH*T HAPPEN vinyl Hard Hat Helmet decal

#29 Danger Ninjas and Pirates and Lasers and Shit Lightweight Embossed Aluminum Novelty Sign

#30 Classic Coir Funny Mat - OH SHIT NOT YOU AGAIN

#31 Inspirational Rubber Band Bracelets Silicone (2pk) Wristbands Embossed

#32 Shit Creek Survivor Vinyl Sticker Decal/Cars Trucks Vans Walls Laptop/White/5x5

#33 Blue Q Crew Socks

#34 Knock Knock Get Your Shit Together Note Pad (12267)

#35 Let That Shit Go - Meditating Buddha Poster By: Serif

#36 Lift Heavy Shit Blender Bottle Shaker Cup, 28oz Classic Blender Bottle

#37 della Pace 'Look's like it's fuck this shit o'clock' Ceramic Mug, 11 Oz, White

Do They Like Wearing Shit?

#	Shitty Product Description	Shitty Price
38	​Blue Q Hand Shit Hand Cream-Apple Blossom Verbena 2oz This little glass pot contains a most amazing hand elixir that moisturizes and protects. Like music for your hands. A little goes a long way and it's sublimely scented.	​$10.65 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
39	​Blue Q Lip Shit Lip Balm Grapefruit Rosehip Yee haw, girl, it's a desert out there. You better get all soft and supple. And this adorable little puppy here is just the one to make that happen. And it's super tasty too. Grapefruit Rosehip. This is good shit. .3 oz./ 8.5 g	​$5.18 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
40	​Shop4Ever® I Pooped Today Women's T-Shirt Designed and printed in the United States. Comfortable, modern fit, cotton blend, wash inside out with cold water. Print may appear smaller on larger sizes. 9 Colors to choose from/ 6 Sizes available	​$7.50- $19.99 plus FREE-$2.98 Shipping (Depending on size and color)
41	​I Pooped Today Hard Hat Sticker / Helmet Decal Label Lunch Tool Box Size: 2" diameter. Water and UV Resistant. Vinyl. Digitally printed using industry highest quality Printers and Inks. ​Made in USA	​$1.97 + FREE Shipping
42	​It's All Shits and Giggles Funny Hard Hat / Helmet Sticker​ High quality vinyl that can be removed with no damage or residue. Size : 2 inches wide x 1 inch tall. Quantity: 3 stickers. Installation instructions are included. Officially licensed JS Artworks product! ​MADE IN THE USA!	​$4.99 + FREE Shipping
43	Shit Magnet Morale Patch Velcro or Equivalent Hook Fastener. ​ ​Colors to match Camouflage Patterns and Solid Colors. SIZE in INCHES: Approximately 3 x 2 ​Worn on uniforms, tactical caps etc.	​$9.85 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
44	Home Story Unisex-adult Cartoon "Emoji"winter Plush Indoor Slippers (Poo Emoji) Upper Material:Super soft velvet Wear-resisting,Skid resistance Stuffed material is 100% imported PP cotton, with high flexibility ​	​$7.00 + $4.99 Shipping

#38 Blue Q Hand Shit Hand Cream-Apple Blossom Verbena 2oz

#39 Blue Q Lip Shit Lip Balm Grapefruit Rosehip

#40 Shop4Ever® I Pooped Today Women's T-Shirt

#41 I Pooped Today Hard Hat Sticker / Helmet Decal Label Lunch Tool Box

#42 It's All Shits and Giggles Funny Hard Hat etc. Sticker

#43 Shit Magnet Morale Patch

#44 Home Story Unisex-adult Cartoon "Emoji" Plush Indoor Slippers (Poo Emoji)

Shitty Gifts You Want to(but Probably Shouldn't) Give to Your Co-Workers

#	Shitty Product Description	Shitty Price
45	The Official BS Button by Gemmy Giant red button makes a hilarious statement or two. Perfect for calling out BS without having to say a word yourself.  The button will call it like you see it.	​$7.49 + FREE Shipping
46	How to Poo at Work ​ Don't let number 2 stop you from being number 1 on the job. The ultimate guide to handling a range of potentially awkward situations. Flush with useful diagrams, this handy book can save your career from going down the toilet.	​$10.08 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
47	Poo-Pourri Secret Santa 4 oz Quality tested Good Housekeeping. Contains clean fragrance oils, No Parabens, No Phthalates, No Aerosol, No Alcohol, No Formaldehyde. Toilet friendly, Made in the USA. Blend of Cinnamon, Vanilla and Citrus (No, I'm not trying to push Poo-Pourri products, or Christmas in July, I just love the huge selection they have!)	​$12.01 + $4.49 Shipping
48	Gotta Poo? Winnie the Pooh Decal HANDMADE by: Gallery 5150- The #1 Online Resource for Vinyl Decals! Note: decals have no background, the color you choose will replace the current black in the design ​	​$3.97 + $1.74 Shipping
49	I'm Speeding Because I Have to Poo License Plate Frame Handmade. These are high quality frames that are heat treated and made to last. color: Black material: durable, plastic size: 6-1/8"x12-1/8"	​$16.99 + $5.99 Shipping
50	A Sack of Shit Sack with 4 man-made turds (wood composite). Vary in size from 2" dia. to 3" long. (They're Handmade Shits... Does it get any better?)	​$8.89 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49

#45 The Official BS Button by Gemmy

#46 How to Poo at Work

#47 Poo-Pourri Secret Santa 4 oz

#48 Gotta Poo? Winnie the Pooh Decal

#49 I'm Speeding Because I Have to Poo License Plate Frame

#50 A Sack of Shit

Do They Like to Associate Shit with Their Food or Drink?

#	Shitty Product Description	Shitty Price
51	Good Shit Seasoning From their website: Good Shit Ingredients:Brown Sugar, Sugar, Paprika, Seasoning Salt, Pepper (Who wouldn't want to sprinkle some Shit on their food?)	​$15.76 + FREE Shipping
52	Chicken Shit Poultry Seasoning We've got something to crow about! Chicken Shit is the seasoning designed especially for chicken! This ain't the same herbs and spices the fat man in the white suit uses; this is so much better! Chicken Shit is guaranteed to produce the juiciest, most succulent chicken imaginable. No matter how you prepare your poultry, Chicken Shit will bring out the best of the bird.	​$15.99 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
53	​Special Shit Premium All Purpose Seasoning Special Shit All Purpose Seasoning is a savory addition to any food! Made from a combination of flavorful spices that are delicately blended to produce a gourmet seasoning unlike any other Special Shit is guaranteed to send your taste buds reeling! For a real BBQ treat, fire up your grill and use our secret spice blend for grilling and barbeque. Make delectable steaks, chicken, seafood, pork, potatoes, and veggies!	​$16.99 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
54	Special Shit - Shit Load Big Five Sampler (Pack of 5 Seasonings with 1 Each of Bull, Special, Good, Aw and Chicken) Contains 1 each of the following: Bull Shit 13oz, Special Shit 13oz, Good Shit 11oz, Aw Shit 9oz & Chicken 12oz	$55.69 + $6.99 Shipping (No, I'm not endorsing their product... I was just amazed at how many there are!)
55	Coffee..Wait For It..Wait For It..Poop. Coffee Mug 11 OUNCE MUG CERAMIC GOOD QUALITY BRAND NEW MAKES A GREAT GIFT (Description says it is a White mug, but I bought this for the douche and it is BROWN. Promise! to see my review, click here)	​$9.95 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
56	You may speak now. Sorry I have to poop - 11 OZ Coffee Mug A Mug To Keep is a registered trademark of Fred And Levine. PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES. High quality crispy white ceramic. Safe for Microwave and dishwasher. 100% satisfaction guaranteed.	​$8.99 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
57	Giant Novelty Coffee Mug - Coffee makes me Poop 22 oz That morning cup of Joe lubes your tubes! (I bought this for my sister, It's HUGE! 2X the size of the one I bought the douche. She loves it! to see my review, click here)	​$10.24 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
58	FAKE Poop, Fake Poop Present “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” (I think it's a cake topper) ​Realistic looking Fake Poop. Hand Crafted & Painted to Perfection. Great Practical Joke. Happy Birthday Logo easily removes & re-installs in seconds. Measures 7" long	​$12.49 + $4.69 Shipping
59	Jack Unchiku N gummy (Not too sure what country the candy is from... or if it is safe, so proceed at your own risk..But I couldn't help sharing this poo-candy!) From the description: It is a gummy form of poo. It has a gummy cola taste.	​$26.05 + FREE Shipping

#51 Good Shit Seasoning

#52 Chicken Shit Poultry Seasoning

#53 Special Shit Premium All Purpose Seasoning

#54 Special Shit - Shit Load Big Five Sampler

#55 Coffee..Wait For It..Wait For It..Poop. Coffee Mug

#56 You may speak now. Sorry I have to poop - 11 OZ Coffee Mug

#57 Giant Novelty Coffee Mug - Coffee makes me Poop 22 oz

#58 FAKE Poop, Fake Poop Present “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

#59 Jack Unchiku N gummy

And Finally, for Those Who Just LOVE Shit 

#	Shitty Product Description	Shitty Price
60	Etosell Stuffed Pillow Cushion Emoji Poop Shaped Smiley Face Doll Toy ​Material:Plush+PP cotton; Size:32cmx32cmx8cm (or)13.5x13.5x3.5inch (Sleep with Shit! My Daughter does!)	​$3.98 + FREE Shipping
61	​EWSUN Emoji Cute Poop Candy Mold Chocolate Mold Ice Cube Trays (set of 2) Two cute poop Molds (8.2" x 4.3"x0.6") Made from premium, super soft silicone. Durable and long-lasting. FDA approved and and BPA free. Heat resistant up to 475°F. Non-stick. Dishwasher safe. Flexible and easy grip, making it easy to remove your candy creations!	​$7.99 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
62	Poo Pen - Your #2 Pen! It looks like a piece of POO! and it writes too! Next time someone asks you for a pen, let them use the POO PEN.	​$3.62 (Add-On Item)
63	Pee & Poo Large Plush Set Cuddly Toys Pee&Poo are made of cotton plush and filled with Polyester fiber. Pee&Poo Designed by Emma Megitt in Sweden. Works as potty training inspiration. ​Washable in warm water at 100F	​$39.95 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
64	Stinky Poo and T.P. 'Friends Forever' Mini Plush Set This officially licensed Stinky Poo and T.P. mini plush set makes the perfect gag gift and is bound to get some laughs. 100% polyester.	​$20.85 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
65	CHANS Funny Poop Emoji Face Hard Case (iPhone 6 6S) Full color image on the backside of the phone cover. Hard plastic case with rubberized powder coating for extra grip and durability. Precisely cut openings to allow full access to all the functions of your phone.	​$6.99 + Free Shipping on purchases over $49
66	LASTONE PHONE CASE / Flip Leather Wallet Case with Credit Card Slots Money Slot for Samsung Galaxy Note 3 III N9000 N9002 N9005 Easy to install and remove. Provide easy access to all ports, buttons, and all functions	​$17.99 + $2.99 Shipping
67	Number Two Poo Poop Crap Pencil Novelty Gift Set of 3 Number Two Poo Poop Crap Pencil Novelty Gift (Three Pencils) Measures Approx. 8" Long Poo is Removable Not For Children Under 3 Years ​Made in Taiwan	​$12.43 + FREE Shipping
68	I Don't Give A: Magical Rainbow Shit. Emoji Poop Composition Notebook 200 Pages of Lined College Ruled Paper, 8"x10" Softcover Journal	​$6.99 Free Shipping with orders of at least $25 worth of books.
69	Shit (Paperback)– July 9, 2016 A giant roundworm and his cronies visited the Earth to eat feces and drink urine of humans. It led to a dramatical decrease of shit in the latrines of the town, so that there was nothing left for manuring purpose. Later they moved to the city where they lived in the sewers and would come out of the toilet biting shit out of the people's butts. The only hope of humanity against the terror of giant roundworms is a group of mysterious guys known as "the trinity of villains". But is it possible for them to defeat such a powerful enemy?  Written by: Astrid Alkraft	$9.13 Free Shipping with orders of at least $25 worth of books. (Disclaimer: I have not read this book, so I cannot verify if it is good or not)

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​Sounds to Make Them Think You Shit Your Pants!

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