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Love you forever, 
T.B. Cooper  

8/29/2016 2 Comments

An Ode to My First Booby Bonnet... 

© T.B. Cooper
Tweet: The Road to Happiness is paved with laughter, or at least it should be!
The Road to Happiness is paved with laughter, or at least it should be!
So there is nothing like a hot bath, some shaving, a lacey bra, a few squirts of perfume, short booty shorts and a revealing top to make a girl feel 
alright... 

Well, I suppose getting 'fixed' up, waiting for your man to get home, fixin' to make dinner, and checking one's email to find you've got a simple 'I love you' on your blog comments, helps!


I try not to talk too much about my issues. I try to maintain my "Bad Ass Bitch" persona, but my greatness does come with a price...
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If I ever post sarcastic wit, if I ever 'toot my own horn,' it's me doing it for me.
I am a writer. If I see it in writing, then I believe it (usually).

I'd rather send out humor into the Universe, in hopes of receiving it back, than any negativity. Hence, I try and project happiness.
It's called "Fake it Til You Make it," and it works!
Fake anything long enough, and it'll become real.


ANYTHING.
You heard right.

Try it.
You know you want to...


Anyways,
This is a quick shout out to the "boob-i-li-scious" Mrs. Moffatt, who convinced me to try on one of her bras, like ten years ago...

Up until that moment, I would enjoy running around her house (or my sister's house) with one of their bras on my head, whenever they had one laying around,
and I would say in my best Scottish accent,

"Oh, look at my wee bonnet! I am a bonnie lass!"
Tweet: Oh, look at my wee bonnet! I am a bonnie lass!
"Oh, look at my wee bonnet! I am a bonnie lass!"
It was a great day when I realized that I TOO, could now fit a bonnet on my boob(s)....

My quaint & humble little B-cups, with the loving attention of my husband, finally woke up and grew from their stunted teen-pregnancy stage, into beautiful, bouncy (now floppy), fun-bags!

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I still keep that first bra as a memento in my drawer.

Although she went through Hell, and her wires are now rusted and sticking out, and the inner fabric that keeps the nips from showing has now bunched together in an unseemly pile of fluff, she still holds a place of honor...
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2 Comments
Mrs Boobilicious
8/30/2016 06:55:34 am

I'll find that picture of you with a bonnet on your head!! Best part is......that was when I introduced you to Coop!!! Love you bunches and bonnets!!

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TB Cooper
8/30/2016 12:31:23 pm

Can't wait!

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