The Love Story of Flasher Kiddy & Ms. Fifi la Penny-Part #1

It's Friday, and I'm ready for a little fun and light humor-- what about you?

I decided I'd share this with you, I hope you like it!

*I wrote this story for my sister and my friend's Aunt Faith, about my sister's dog who lives with us, and Aunt Faith's cat, who moved in with us a few months back. It has been requested that I write a sequel... which among other stories--- it's in the works! 

Original Post (from Facebook) 9-8-2016

So, I'm going to write a short picture book and dedicate it to Aunt Faith & my sister. It'll be an unconventional love story about a cat of good breeding, named Flasher Kitty, who because of unseen circumstances has to move away from the only home he's ever known. Scared and alone, he finds himself on the North Block of Coopertativille, and has to think quickly about how he's gonna make a living.

Then it occurs to him as he realizes how many bitches on this side of town are going unchecked, he'll be a pimp. He changes the spelling of his last name to Kiddy (something he thought was cool from a movie, where the pimp spelled his name with two 'Ds' for a 'Double Dose of this pimpin' (see video for the reference), and starts growing a fur coat.

​All the bitches are curious about him. They keep coming up to him, sniffing him... He just stands there, waiting, watching, saying nothing.

And then, he sees her. A high-class bitch that came to visit her sisters, named Fifi la Penny. One of those skinny model-types, with legs that went on forever, a small waist, and an oh-so-kissable face. She was staying with her Aunt & Uncle who apparently lived on the North Block, while her mom was away at work.

She didn't belong there, he knew. But he was instantly in love. He smacked a couple of bitches around, told them he was in charge, including her sister. Put them in their place. Made them go outside the North block to do business. He was going to try to get to know this lady that was driving him crazy with infatuation.

He tried to get her attention. He took an opportunity when the wind was blowing just right, and let it wave his mane and stood there like a lordly lion.

She was unimpressed. She put her dainty nose in the air and looked away.

Then as days went by, he decided to use his good breeding to his advantage. He decided to approach the 'parents' in this situation, get to her the old-fashioned way. He went for the uncle first, who was immediately smitten with the young man's apparent sophistication.

The aunt took a little longer to woo, however, and that was entirely his fault. The aunt liked him when she first saw him, knew he didn't belong in the life he was choosing, but didn't know how to help him from afar. But Flasher Kiddy knew she'd seen him smacking bitches, so he was afraid of how she would receive him, and what she might say to the beautiful Ms. la Penny.

​All he could do was try. He made his way over to their place one day while the uncle was away at work, and just the aunt and Fifi were home. Too excited to contain his love for her, he declared himself hers the moment he was close enough to touch her.

Incensed at his brazen uninvited caresses, she began a low growl of disapproval. Beginning to panic, he did the last thing either of them expected, he kissed her. Briefly, romantically, on her kissably soft cheeks.

She stopped. She stared. They weren't even of the same class. It would never work. She was so clearly uptown and he was a fluffed up, preening alley cat. No, she wouldn't allow it. With a dismissive nod, he knew it was time to leave. But he'd be back, with the aunt's encouragement and the uncle's approval, every day, to try again until he won her over.

On the days she went back to her mother's he pined tirelessly for her. Waiting for her return. When she did, he was there waiting for her. Proving he was willing to change his ways. And he did. He told the bitches he was done with them, he was no longer their pimp and they were free to work as free agents again. He even advised them to get good, clean jobs, but said to do whatever made them happy.

His changes did not go unnoticed. Over time, Fifi la Penny realized that his intentions were pure. From different worlds, these two were going to beat the odds and have their fairytale romance, as long as he kept kissing her good morning, and kissed her good night before bed.

**Update... someone told Ms. Fifi la Penny that she couldn't have a boyfriend. That person will remain nameless(You know who you are!!). However, this has greatly affected Flasher & Fifi's relationship. It has fizzled out, as she has moved back to her mom's house, and Flasher now lives with Penny's Aunt & Uncle... is there hope? Maybe. They have only recently begun speaking again. Let us hope that true love knows no boundaries and conquers all.